Simon and David joined Alesha Dixon and Amnda Holden in Wales yesterday for the first auditions of the new series.
Speaking before the try outs, Simon said: "It's fun here in wales, you can sense it by the audience. You always get a good audience.
"Ever since we found Paul Potts here in our first series we'll always come back."
It didn't take long into the auditions before David began quipping about his 'relationship' with "his Simon"
And the music mogul admitted: "I'm actually dreading David. I woke up this morning thinking I'm not looking forward to this."
Meanwhile, some people who won't be showing Simon any love any time soon are the audience who had to wait in the freezing cold yesterday.
The crowds arrived for the first audition show of the series at 1PM, but Simon only turned up at 2:50PM.
"Simon Cowell, hurry up! Some of us are freezing to death here," said one fan on Twitter.
Another audience member said: “Waiting to watch Britain’s Got Talent auditions, Simon Cowell is late.”
And a third added: “This is just ridiculous. Simon Cowell is one-and-a-half hours late, I hate that man.”
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